10 Requirements To Be My Boyfriend
Inspired by my sometimes motherly dear friend, Delicate Flower. Her many posts about relationships, love, women and SEX gave a whole new meaning to being a girl/soon-to-be woman.
Also inspired by the devil beside me, Ray. Her openness and unpretentiousness made me feel real again. Her very conniving and ingenious ways with words consoled me in my state of desolate.
To all guys reading this: There is no need to apply for the position to be my boyfriend for that position is currently not open. Oh, but if your name is Johnny Depp — the genuine one of course — please contact me immediately!
10) Not a playboy or a ladies’ man. I prefer guys who are calm and reserved. Boyfriends who are popular with girls will make me feel insecure. And I am not pretty when I feel insecure.
9) Interested in sports — especially football. Men who like sports are hot. Those who don’t are probably gay anyway. (No offense to the gays and lesbians)
8) Have a good fashion sense.Not someone who reads fashion magazines! Please, just sensible taste for clothing.
7) Good food-critique, because I am a VERY picky-eater, he will need to know all my likes and dislikes.
6) Athletic/ semi-athletic. Need not be a body-builder. Just need to be healthy, fit and not obese.
5) Romantic and capable of tolerating with my capriciousness and weird temper. Even my parents can’t tolerate my unreasonable demands. Will a guy possibly be able to?
4) Stable and respectable job with a rather reasonable salary. So sorry but having a girl never comes cheap. A wife is even more expensive.
3) A non-smoker, does not do drugs and is not an alcoholic. I am very sensitive to cigarette smoke — I feel dizzy and will throw up in the end.
2) Wonderful in bed and not afraid to explore new things. *cough* I’m so sorry df, but I couldn’t resist.
1) I need a person who is smart, intelligent, resonable, and have a good opinion on things. I don’t think I can date someone who is dumber than me.
I’m honored. It looks like a good list, several of those are/were on my list as well: stable job, no smokers, respect, good shape, good in bed… all excellent qualities. Intelligent is high on my list.. I really like smart men
Yes, intelligence! Why hadn’t I thought of that? I don’t think I can like someone who is dumber then me.
I guess I can edit and add that in. Teehee.
LOL. Wow, you’re gonna take a really LONG time finding a prince! There’s no such thing as a perfect Prince Charming out there and your expectations are pretty high. Don’t count on the intelligence thing. It’s gonna be hard finding someone more intelligent than you are. XD Anyway, right. Homework. See ya.
It’s okay lol. I don’t expect that person to just pop into my life!
(Those are not high expectations, my father has most of those qualities. My brother too. See? Not really rare at all.)
I have gamophobia after all, even if I don’t find that person, I’ll just be like Oprah. Feminists.
I don’t care! There’s a reason why I made that condition #1 (Thank you for reminding me about the intelligence thing, df!). A stupid guy will suffer under my wrath of intelligence and wit.
Nope. Not something you want to see. Not at all.
Shit. Homework!
You can hardly find a fit lad in M’sia. They’re either obese or skinny up to the extend that you thought you can actually snapped their body into two! *laughs*
I know, I know. That’s why I’m not interested in Chinese guys or any Malaysian guys for that matter.
WOW !
Wishful thinking :)
LOL. I know. But hey, a girl can dream can’t she?
I’m not sure how you will react to this but Johnny Depp owns a house not very far away from where I live and several people I know have seen him coming out of a pub in Southwold. I am also convinced I saw him once while driving out of his village.
You’ll have to stand in line; every girl round here is after him! me, I’m an admirer of the man as actor and philanthropist and all round nice guy!