10 Reasons Why I don’t Like Little Kids
Yes, I know they are cute. They are adorable and you feel like cuddling them. But sometimes they just drive me up the wall!
10) They are whiny and crybabies!
9) I missed Oprah because my little cousin wants to watch Hannah Montana!
8) They ask questions starting with ‘who…’, ‘why…’ and ‘how…’ a LOT. Who created burgers? Why is poop stinky? How are babies made?
7) My neighbour’s little girl sings like a horse. Well okay, no she doesn’t neigh like a horse but she’s a pretty bad singer. And she sings EVERYDAY.
6) The neighbour above also yells at her daughter EVERYDAY at around 3pm. 3pm is also the time when I want to take a nap.
5) My mum buys them anything as long as they ask for it. But if it were me, “mum, can you buy me (so-and-so)?” Her reply is a straight-forward, “no”.
4) They want everything that I have! They once tried to steal take my ipod home!
3) Adults believe everything that they say! “She’s pulling my hair”, screams my annoying little brat cousin while I was watching TV ignorantly. My mum reaches over and yank my head. Ouch.
2) Oh the words they know these days! “I’ll tell your mum you’re being a bitch”. I didn’t know the existence of the word ‘bitch’ until I was like, twelve!
1) I opened the fridge and couldn’t find my American chocolate cake!
LOL. I agree with No 1, 2, 5, 6, 8, 9 and 10. That’s why I too don’t like kids much. As for No 3, I’m a better actor than kids. XD And due to my temper, they don’t do No 4 either. LOL.
Thinking that I’ve got 4 kids at home.. *smirk in annoyance* And spending time with those brats this term break? Pray for me peps!