Obviously, we need more female scientists. 27 October 2009
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What will the woman of the future look like? Scientists foretell that she will be shorter, chubbier and have babies earlier — DailyChili.com
Well, why don’t you predict these about guys?
Uglier…
Balder…
And more impotent.
We need more female scientists damn it.
P.S. Did you see my new page on how to react when confronting a flasher? Just felt obliged to share :D
~ Anonymously Secret
Merdeka Merdeka Merdeka! 31 August 2009
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Merdeka is what we yell shout scream say during our Independence Day. It brings the meaning independence or freedom. Today is 52 years after the British gave us our independence as an independent country.
Seriously, there’s just so MANY August babies. There’s me, my godmother, Lily and now we have Malaysia – that is, if a country can ever be considered a baby.
For today, I shall forgive all the stupid and inconsiderate things the government did such as taking away equality among races, corruption, injusti– but I shall not go there.
I am proud of the variety of races in Malaysia that can live in harmony and befriend each other whilst learning each others’ languages. I can speak 4 languages — Mandarin, Malay, English, Japanese. Be jealous :P Teehee.
So…
Happy Independence Day Malaysia! /
Happy Birthday Malaysia!
~ Anonymously Secret
I won but I don’t think anyone cares… 20 July 2009
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Like I’ve mentioned before…
Last Monday, I was forced to join an inter-school Tourism Quiz held in my school. I met an ear-bleeding ex-classmate and my school’s team (Consisting of me and 3 other girls) WON!
I was seriously TERRIFIED! The guys looked freakishly nerdy and smart. The girls… well… they are the same to me.
Here’s an example of the questions asked:
Where is the Floating Mosque located in Terengganu?
What is the traditional food for the Iban race?
Where are the most popular pineapples in Malaysia planted?
Hello??? I have parents who are over-protective of me! They seem to believe that terrorist will come and take their precious daughter hostage anytime! They believe that rapers and flashers are lurking around in our back alley!
I barely left my own house, what more my state! How would I know what kind of traditional food they eat!? I could barely remember to eat my own meals!
So while the quiz starts at 1pm, we were in the library at 7am (6 hours earlier!) to surf the net for stuffs on Malaysia.
Deirdre was prone on looking at Sports updates — that are completely irrelevant from our main objective there! If I wasn’t watching, she would be looking at some F1 drivers or the latest results of some sports tournament.
Erica was sleeping. I didn’t wake her up. She looked like she was really enjoying that nap! Jealous me!
Alana was reading a steamy love novel.Oooh!
Meanwhile, I was panicking inside (My heart I mean) while staring at the screen and thinking I CANNOT do this. I don’t even LIKE this country!
True enough, I hate this country for their obvious racial discrimination and stupid politicians. I am very keen on talking bad about my country’s politics in this blog. So much that I forgot about the true beauty of this country:
Redang Island. One among the many beautiful islands we have.
Our National Park homes the longest canopy walk in the world.
Aquaria KLCC. Underground tunnel aquarium. You’ll notice that fishes are actually very shy!
Telaga 7 or 7 Wells. Seven waterfalls flow into one another to form a beautiful scenery. Am I the only one who noticed the half naked guy behind there lol?
Kuala Lumpur and how our most populated city looks at night.
Fort A’ Famosa. An old fort now in ruins once used by the Portuguese.
Batu Ferringhi beach in Penang. One of our beautiful beaches.
Batu Caves. A limestone cave popular for Hindu devotees. 272 stairs to climb!
I think I am beginning to love this country again ♥
P.S. Thanks to Majimo for coining the term ear-bleeder!
~ Anonymously Secret
A Very Random Questionaire 10 June 2009
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This is VERY random. I just love answering random questions!
1. Pick your favourite Chuck Norris fact.
a) Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever.
b) If you Google search “Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
c) Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
d) Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
e) When taking the SAT, write “Chuck Norris” for every answer. You will score over 8000.
2. Who is the scariest person/creature on earth?
a) Barney the purple dinosaur
b) Osama bin Laden
c) Dolly Parton
d) Michael Myers
e) The Jigsaw Killer from The Saw
3. Which one would you prefer?
a) Thongs
b) G-strings
c) Briefs
d) Boxers
e) I prefer to wear nothing
4. If you were to be in a most embarrassing moment. Which one would it be?
a) Skinny dipping in front of The Queen, President Barack Obama and other politicians
b) Accidentally burned your clothes in public
c) Having a nosebleed in a pool party and successfully painted the pool red with your blood
d) Having a naked picture of yourself on the front page of every newspaper and magazine.
5. Who is the funniest person on earth?
a) Ellen Degeneres
b) President Bush
c) David Letterman
d) Tina Fey
e) Robin Williams
6. If you were to join Fear Factor and you had to eat something gross, what would it be?
a) Cockroaches and their eggs
b) Dogs and cats’ tail (No need to alert Peta!)
c) A bowl of lizard’s faeces.
7. If you were to fail a subject in a very important exam, which one would it be?
a) Mathematics
b) English
c) Biology
d) History
8. If you were a girl, who would you love to date?
a) Johnny Depp
b) Chase Crawford
c) A really hot Korean actor/singer (Lee Dong-wok, Lee Jun-Ki, Rain, Joo Ji Hoon, etc.)
d) David Beckham
e) Mario Lopez
9. If you were a guy, who would you love to date?
a) Scarlett Johansson
b) A hot Asian star (Gong Li, Zhang Zi Yi etc.)
c) Kim Kardashian
d) Miley Cyrus
e) Carrie Underwood
f) Taylor Swift
10. If you were bored and wanted to kill some time, what video game would you play?
a) Mario
b) Pacman
c) Super Granny
d) Diner Dash
e) Solitaire
11. If you were SERIOUSLY bored and had to do something else, what would you read?
a) The Bible/ The Quran
b) A dictionary
c) The Yellow Pages
d) Enid Blyton’s children storybooks
e) Your Old History textbook
12. Who do you love more?
a) Mother
b) Father
c) Yourself
13. What would you do if tomorrow were the end of the world.
a) Pray to God and ask for repentance for all your sins
b) Do something crazy and fun with your friends for one last time
c) Confess to your love and get laid
d) Spend time with your family
e) Suicide
14. What is your darkest secret?
a) Not being your true self
b) Your very top secret porn collection
c) You caused someone pain or betrayed someone (Murder, betrayal, Hit someone, etc.)
d) You lied about your age
e) You lied about your qualifications (Diploma, Degree etc.)
15. Are you satisfied with living in your country?
a) No, I want to move out immediately
b) Yes *Singing the National Anthem*
c) So-so
My Answers are:
1. e) When taking the SAT, write “Chuck Norris” for every answer. You will score over 8000. Chuck Norris is so cool! Not as cool as Bruce Lee but he’s cool too.
2. a) Barney the purple dinosaur. I HATE this freaking dinosaur, just go extinct already!
3. a) Thongs
4. c) Having a nosebleed in a pool party and successfully painted the pool red with your blood. I had to choose something!
5. a) Ellen Degeneres. It was between her and Tina Fey.
6. a) Cockroaches and their eggs. Yuck!
7. d) History. I’m very sorry, Pn. Nor Asiah (My History teacher)
8. a) Johnny Depp. My loyalty will not waver.
9. e) Carrie Underwood. It was between her and Taylor Swift, but, too risky. I don’t want her to write a song about me if I break up with her.
10. c) Super Granny. I love this game! The kitties are so cute.
11. b) A dictionary. I do this sometimes. Heh.
12. a) Mother. Sorry dad.
13. d) Spend time with your family.
14. a) Not being your true self. It is the sad truth. I have different personalities with different crowds.
15. a) No, I want to move out immediately. I hate you, Malaysia. I hate the fact that it’s always TOO hot here. I hate our retarded leaders. And I HATE the fact that you are so racist.
P.S. Go ahead and try ;)
~ Anonymously Secret
Colour Frenzy! 5 June 2009
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This is sooo fun! I am going to post in colours to spice up my post. I hope people reading this won‘t be distracted by the irresistable colours though ;)
Lately, I am beginning to ponder about my... FUTURE.
I know it is a little too soon to be thinking about that but I am an easily-worried person. I just can‘t help myself! I am so hopeless sometimes.
I will be heading off to college/university soon. Well not that soon, but soon. Okay, whenever I think about my future, about what I will be majoring in, about what I would be specializing in, about all the years to come, about the people I would drift away from, about the... I‘m panicking again!
Must. Calm. Down.
The good news: is I am very clear about my ambition which is to be a doctor then specializing as a surgeon. I hate professions that include paperworks like accountant, clerk... No offence to anyone though. I like to study about the human body, anatomy, pathogens, weird diseases and such.
The bad news is: I can‘t do that in my country. Unless, I‘m a Malay- which I‘m not- my chances of getting a scholarship or a spot in one of our public universities are slimmer than an anorexic model‘s waist. It‘s not like it‘s impossible for a non-Malay to get into a public university, you can do so by taking our 2 years STPM (Something like the A levels in UK and SAT in US) which is ranked Top 5 in the World‘s Hardest Examinations list. Alternatively, you can opt for matriculation, which the government had kindly reserved a generous 10% of the spots for us, non-Malays. Generous indeed.
Solution: Migrating to another country.
I can‘t help but to wonder. What would it be like to live in another country? What would it be like to study and learn the culture of another country? The question is: Which country?
Not NOW, I‘m still considering it. Maybe I will pack my bags after high school and just leave. I hope my parents won‘t be angry though. I also hope that none of them would read this. I know they would stop me if they had known, and, they would probably give me a nice long lecture too.
P.S. OMG, I cannot believe I‘m planning to run away from home while blogging. I am so weird sometimes.
P.S.S. Special thanks to Gradient Text Generator!
~ Anonymously Secret
Guys Piss Me Off 2 June 2009
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I was just googling random stuff- you know, type completely random and irrelevant things like ‘anchovies’, ‘bananas’ and ‘herpes’ and try to see what comes up- when I saw an interesting post about girls. Not just about girls, it’s about hating girls.
It’s just so surprising to hear that coming from the opposite side of the sex who’s usually too busy hitting on you that they’d forgotten the time.
I have no choice but to contradict all that he had said in girls’ defence (Go Girls!)
First of all, it is a girl’s nature to want to look nice. No, we do not want to walk out of our houses in rags and get mistaken by others for being beggars, thank you very much. It is not entirely our fault that guys have no taste at all. I have noticed that guys sometimes wear the same shirt repeatedly for days thinking that no one would notice. Well, ha! Think again! After seeing that, I could only come up with these few conclusions:
1) He’s wearing the same exact shirt for a few days straight because it’s his favourite shirt (Disgustingly gross!)
2) He has more than 3 of that shirt because it’s his favourite shirt (You are fashionably-declined!)
3) He’s too lazy to change out of his favourite shirt (You are no different from a sloth but at least sloths are more exotic than you)
So maybe girls are bitchy and talk about things that don’t seem to matter to you (At least it matters to us). But, we are not the ones who watch guys in shorts chase an effing ball with his ‘buddies’ every night, and then cursing so loudly that I swear the bible on the telephone table beside you just flipped close. Oh and SURE, guys talk about decent stuff like “That girl was ****** hot last night!” or “I so want to ***** that girl” and “She has a nice ***” (PS. I’ll leave it to your imagination to fill in the asterisks*)
I swear guys have logs for brains and pebbles for hearts. That’s because each and every one of them are so far away from being labeled as human beings. Girls are sensitive, compassionate, reasonable and grateful. On the other hand, just slap in all the negative prefix like un- and in- and voila! You would have, insensitive, uncompassionate, unreasonable and ungrateful guys.
God made Adam first and then made Eve. God made guys first and then girls. God finished girls later because we need more time to be perfected by God and God did a lousy job on guys. It is true that guys are indeed pigs because of their bad habit of SPITTING. Yes, it’s disgusting. The girls agree. Even guys agree. Everyone agrees. But why is it that you still can’t control yourself from spitting at other people’s shoes? It’s bad enough that you’re spitting on people’s hard-earned cash but can you please not do that on the flowers too? And you still wonder why you can’t see any greenery when you walk down the street? It’s because even buds are too afraid to sprout after experiencing something from your throat! Please do not say that we are killing the trees with our excessive use of shopping bags when trees refuse to grow, thanks to you.
Oh sure Eva Longoria is hot. The same goes for Pamela Anderson whom you called hot in January, not to mention Jessica Biel in February, Lindsay Lohan in March and Jessica Alba in April. There’s also this credit card bill that you managed to rake up buying/downloading pictures of Tila Tequila on the Internet. Don’t forget the not-so-secret porn collection in your laptop. You are unemployed and looking for a new job because you got sacked from your previous job for crashing all the office’s computer by breeding virus that you’ve downloaded.
Oh, before I forget… Can you please aim carefully when you’re using the bathroom? I understand that you are in a rush because you’ve been drinking coffee all day long and had no time to visit the loo but please refrain from dripping urine on the toilet seat. It’s bad enough that I have to share a toilet with you because some public toilets are mix-gender. I also urge that you flush while you’re at it or you’ll probably get a lot of questioning from your future-wife who’s wondering why her toilet bowl is in a disgusting shade of yellow, when they had just move in into their new house 3 days ago.
If not for us girls being attracted to you guys, mankind would go extinct. In return for being the ones with the ability to reproduce, it is only right for you to treat us right. The natural law of order for the ones with the upper-hand. Don’t go against it.
P.S. Remember, God is a Girl.
P.S.S. If God really is a girl, I would definitely not be an Atheist.
~ Anonymously Secret
Infidel… Atheism… Paganism… Freethought… 31 May 2009
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Many people are blogging about their religion these days and I figured I should come clean about mine too.
I’m a self-proclaimed Infidel. It’s ’self-proclaimed’ because my ID still says ‘Agama: Buddha’ which literally can be translated as ‘Religion: Buddha’. Plus, I don’t think I can ever be an official Infidel because I don’t think Malaysia’s government allows such religion. And it’s not even a religion, it’s a belief.
As a Buddhist, I was never really a devotee. I am very sorry for disappointing all other Buddhists but I can never be a true Buddhist even though I will fill in forms and still write ‘Buddha’ when I am asked for my religion.
Perhaps, I would be an actual Buddhist if my parents were a little dedicated to this religion. Well, not both my parents, just my father. When it comes to praying, everything will be done by my mother with some occasional help she gets from me and my brother. The whole cooking, then burning hell money and lighting incense never really made sense to me. In fact, it actually just look like a whole waste of time to me.
Of course, some of you who are reading this are thinking that I’m a Taoist not a Buddhist. I recently found out that Taoism and Buddhism are often confused to be two similar things and it turns out, I’m actually a Taoist! In fact, lots of people who are Taoists thinks they are Buddhists.
So, yeah! I’ve been thinking I’m a Buddhist for almost 2 decades when it turns out I’m actually a Taoist and now I don’t want to be any. It’s like thinking I’m a girl for almost 2 decades when it turns out I’m actually a guy and now I want to be a lesbian.
Classic. It’s like watching yourself star in movie about a twisted life. Awesome, just what I need.
Of course, I have thought about whether I’m an Atheist or not but I don’t exactly not believe in God. Actually, I don’t believe in the Christian’s God. I just believe in this power or celestial being that created and rules over us. But, I don’t know whether he has a son named Jesus or whether he’s nice and always forgive all our sins.
Pagan? I have seriously considered myself being a pagan but if you click that link, you will notice ‘Savage, immoral, uncivilized, wild’ and also ‘Barbaric’. That completely set me off. So no thanks, moving on.
Freethinker… A person who doesn’t believe in anything related to any principles of religion. Sorry, not me either. Freethinkers are kind of like Scientologists (Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes!) but I believe in some pieces of beliefs like Karma. Yes, I know that is from Hinduism but I seriously believe in it. What you do is what you get. You reap what you sow. I don’t believe in the concept of Heaven and Hell however, I believe in reincarnation. This is a both a Buddhism and Taoism belief.
So I’m only left with Infidel. And I think that describes me the best, “Non-believer”. But frankly, I do believe in some.
My religion or belief is still a mystery to me. It’s really a shame.
P.S. It was never my intention to hurt or insult anyone’s religion. Please do not take it to heart if any were made.
~ Anonymously Secret
SPM: Rounding it off to the number 10 28 May 2009
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The latest statement by our newest Education Minister, Muhyiddin, after he ascended his post and succeeded Hishammuddin would be in regards to the limitations of subjects allowed to be taken on the SPM (Sijil Penilaian Malaysia)
Assuming my eyesight are not failing me, from what I’ve read in The Star, effective next year, all Secondary 5 students will no longer be allowed to take more than 10 subjects for their SPM.
This also means that we will no longer be able see ‘future-Amalinas and Azali Azlans’ making headlines for scoring straight As’.
Pros or cons? Good or bad?
The reason for this decision was actually to ease the burden of selecting scholarship students since it had became a ‘trend’ for students to take on as many subjects as possible thinking their chances of getting a scholarship would increase. In spite of that ‘trend’, not more then 10% candidates take more than 10 subjects per year.
Muhyiddin had also decided on a new grading system. Instead of A1s, A2s, B3s, B4s… We would now have A+, A or A- and so on.
The other boring reasons given are tuition, stress and easing parents’ burden.
Truthfully speaking, I really don’t have a problem with the current system. The aforementioned 10% of the students actually want to take more subjects. It’s not exactly pressure for them if they were ones who asked for it.
Tuitions? I know students who can ace their subjects without going to any. Not because they are Einsteins but it’s because hard-work naturally pays off.
Parents’ burden? If you love your children let them do what they want. They know their own capabilities, is it wrong for them take on a little challenge?
Just my little two-cents but many most students start preparing and taking up classes when they are in their 4th year of high school. At the very least, let the new system take effect two years later in 2011. This will allow this year’s Secondary Four students to finish what they have started and not let all their efforts go to a waste.
Well, now we’ll just have to wait for dissatisfied parents, students and teachers to raise their opinions in order for them to change their mind. Let the flaming begin!
Note: The names of politicians are left in Italic because their real, full, respective names would be too long and tedious to type out. So, it is left in Italic to indicate an abbreviation of names and definitely NOT as a form of insulting tone.
~ Anonymously Secret
