Welcome to my About Me page! (I know it says ‘A Little Secret’ up there but just ignore that for now.)

You probably won’t find out much information about me here because I am paranoid when it comes to keeping my identity confidential — hence the name Anonymously Secret! I don’t have a picture of myself but I have a rough sketch of myself that bears a lot of resemblance to the real me.

Go follow me on Twitter or else.

I am a really intelligent person *cough cough* because I have once solved a Rubik’s cube. I also have a crazy interest in CAKE, and the perfect man for me is Johnny Depp. 

I love comments btw — so don’t leave without commenting because I will get mad.

I once written a book for the publishers of the ‘… for Dummies’ series. Oh and, my English sucks – that means you won’t be seeing complicated and fancy words like ‘hitherto’ or ‘antipathy’ in this blog (Oh wait, you just did!).

I am an expert at lots of things and I can solve any problem thrown at me. I started my advice column and so far I haven’t told anyone to go drown yourself yet :)

I am an Atheist (Shhh! Don’t tell my parents.) living in a beautiful (but corrupted) country, Malaysia. 

P.S. I’m going to take over the world one day. Vote for me!

(I you’re wondering why some most of the words are underlined, those are links btw. Click on it, it will lead you to one of my many posts.)