Toilet Talk 9 July 2009
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Seriously, I need to stop blogging about toilets. It’s an inappropriate topic for a girl/lady.
Anyway, I was back at the same shopping centre in my previous post. After doing my thang, I left the cubicle to wash my hands.
The first thing that bothered me is: there were no soap.
The second thing that REALLY bothered me is: I noticed a lady leaving a cubicle and headed straight for the door and exited. While I was desperately looking around for soap, I noticed another woman heading straight for the door after exiting the cubicle.
A few of you might not notice my distress yet but THEY ALL EXITED right after coming out of the cubicle! They forgot the number one rule to WASH THEIR HANDS!!!
So, after I finally gave up looking for the non-existance soap. I dried my hands and headed for the exit.
But, I didn’t quite manage to.
Why? Because I was standing there staring at the handle and couldn’t bring myself to hold or even touch it. Maybe I can wait for someone to open this thing for me. 5 minutes later and nothing happened. I used the VERY TIPPEST END of my fingers to pull the door open and leave.
I know I’m being a paranoid. In order to prevent myself from freaking out, I tried convincing myself with a few reasonings throughout the entire trip:
1) Maybe they didn’t do anything at all! Maybe they were just in there for the heck of it and were certainly not doing their business.
2) Maybe they DID wash their hands, with a hand sanitizer or something.
3) Maybe they washed their hands with a bottle of water or something.
4) Maybe they were ghosts.
5) Maybe they were wearing invisible gloves.
I’ll never be able to look at handles/knobs on toilet doors in the same way ever again. It’s trauma.
~ Anonymously Secret
Maybe they all used enough tp that their hands didn’t get *soiled* so they didn’t need to wash?
I carry a piece of paper towel to door and use it to open the door!
And, yes… time to get out of the bathroom!
Hello again df!
Oh very good idea… (And then it hit me!) I should have used a piece of toilet paper or tissue to hold the door open or something! Sheesh, I’m an idiot.
I promise no more bathroom topics — unless, it’s a realy really important one, then I’ll have to share it.
Guess what? I have another test coming up next week. So, I won’t be able to be here much eventhough I’ll try to.
(I’ve schedule some posts to be published so people won’t forget about me!)
That’s HORRIBLE! How could there be no soap? NOOOOOOOOO
YES! At least someone agress with me! SOAP is NUMBER ONE!!! All those icky vicky germs, microorganisms and bacterias won’t simply be washed away with plain old water!
WE DEMAND FOR SOAP!
(Am I being paranoid again?)
No, soap is important. =D
LOL. If I didn’t know you, I’ll think you have some obsession with toilets. XD
But I DO have — no wait, I don’t have any obsession with toilets and anything related to it or whatsoever.
I once read an article about all the germs in public washrooms.
Scared the crap out of me!
Still, the scariest ever, for me, was a public washrooom I used in China. I can’t begin to describe the horror. shudders
Oh you mustn’t share that article with me. It’ll freak me out even more than I already am.
CHINA! The stories about public toilets without doors scare me. But here in Malaysia, we set a record for the worst toilet ever.
I shall quote from somewhere, “… the entire wall was covered with faeces!”
Now, I wasn’t sure what exploded but I don’t intend to find out. EVER.
Bathrooms in Moscow are pretty rough. One brings along one’s own tp.. guess it’s time to start carrying hand sanitizer…
Ya know another really nasty spot for ‘body fluid’ type stuff? Hotel bedspreads..! ick and I’m off to a hotel now for 2 nights..
AGAIN? Another trip with Joe? Is your computer coming along?
Awww, I’ll miss you!
And please watch out for hotel bedspreads. If there are anything ’suspicious’, sue the hotel for it!
Did you know that there are more germs at a person’s keyboard than under a toilet seat?
Majimo — Like your blog!
Oh my goodness… Really!?? UGHHHHHH!!! Someone get me a glove!!! I shall be typing while wearing a glove from now on.
And thank you for dropping by Majimo. Thank you for enjoying my blog. I like your blog too btw.
P.S. Majimo is really a unique name. Almost like it’s a Japanese name. Are you a Japanese?
Check out my blog for Why Majimo….. not even close to Japanese.