I Can Feel The Love 6 July 2009
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Somehow, I felt very inspired and so I wrote another Top 10 list.
Step-by-step guide to become my boyfriend
These are some of the search terms used to find my blog:
Today
| Search | Views |
|---|---|
| donate kidney | 2 |
| nude heavan 18 girls | 2 |
| emo cute and dangerous | 1 |
| malaysia lolita | 1 |
| nude little girlies | 1 |
| mis nude 2009 | 1 |
| anger cat | 1 |
| top ten things people regret | 1 |
| nude young school girls | 1 |
| nude school girls | 1 |
Yesterday
| Search | Views |
|---|---|
| high school naked girl | 1 |
| www.anonymouslysecret.blogspot | 1 |
| girlschool | 1 |
| gamophobia | 1 |
| girls all ages nude | 1 |
| patriotic tits | 1 |
(I ROFL at that ‘patriotic tits’!)
Weird. Why is it that my blog only attracts pervs?
Nevertheless, I thank all you sexually-inclined people for taking the liberty to find my blog and read it. I now dedicate this very hot and sexy picture to you all:
Enjoy!
~ Anonymously Secret
Nice look you got going there.. though, green eye shadow is clashing with the pink/blue dress..
nonetheless very sexy!
Thank you, I’m sure Missy the Monkey (the monkey above) is pleased!
“Well, us chimps ain’t human so we can make a few fashion don’ts sometimes. But I can assure you, this monkey is a fashionista and will always be looking sexy!” says Missy the Monkey.
My apologies to Missy. No disrespect intended
ROFL!
That monkey pic is priceless!
the kidney one is a little odd too … maybe you’ll find a doctor
LOL. Thank you for stopping by Davis! Will definitely read your very funny blog again.
Isn’t it funny to look at some of these? I’m just amazed what people search for and find me and most of the time it has nothing to do with the search. I love reading these.
Yes, I look at them before checking my e-mails. They always make up my day. The most popular term is currently, ‘nude high school girls’.
If you ever neeed a kidney just call me. I can get you one in under 24 hours. I can get you as many as you need. I know people.
The other things on the list… Not so much. Although I might be able to scoop up an anger cat. Fully clothed, of course.
I am a very firm supporter of organ donation. I might not need a kidney, just need to be of legal age to donate one.
You know people and can get as many kidney as I want??? What are you!? Some kind of mafia boss conducting illegal organ harvesting or something?!!! Lol, joking.
Your thoughtfulness is much appreciated. I might not need an ‘anger cat’ in spite of my love towards kitties but I would like to catch a glimpse of that ‘patriotic tits’.
That’s extremely disturbing. But I think that the people who search for these are disturbed anyway. I haven’t gotten anything as weird, except for the “what do victorian ladies bathe in to make their boobs bigger.” I think they were smoking something that they shouldn’t have been smoking.
These days everyone who finds my blog does so via “Lindsay Lohan orange tan”
Yes, the word for it is ‘disturbing’!!! Rofl! Victorian ladies and their big boobs lol!
But just out of curiosity, what DO THEY bathe in?