NOOOO! YOU KILLED THE CAT!

Sometimes I like to go blog-hopping — clicking links in a blog to go to another blog — because… well just for the heck of it!

I came across this blog and noticed the blogger used the word ‘chimo’ to end his post. My own ‘curiosity and natural inquisitiveness’ led me to Google the word:

All the while I was thinking how creative it was of him to use a different language to sign off… well, that is until I scrolled down and saw this:

Curiosity probably killed every cat in this town.

~ AnnSecret will never end her post with weird words, e.g. child molester.

A Brand New Look!

So… What do you think? I think it’s simpler, cleaner and neater.

It represents me a lot: My seriousness sensibility wittiness peppered with a little girliness.

I want you to be completely and utterly honest with me.

Scratch that! Please go easy on me!

P.S.  Let’s kick off the new theme with another list: How to tell whether you have Alzheimer or Dementia.

~ AnnSecret

This is such an insult.

It’s ironic, but I always end up sitting behind the same girl in class. Whether in our classroom or lab, SHE has to be the one to sit in front of me.

Out of 43 students, why is it that the tallest girl (HER!) has to sit in front of the shortest girl (ME!) in class.

Perhaps, this is fate’s way of rubbing my shortness in my face.

Posts about my height always generate a lot of views. This is yet another insult.

~ Anonymously Secret

As technology advances, people are getting stupider.

How true is that?

~ Anonymously Secret

My first time without any adult-supervision.

I hope I don’t need to remind you that my parents are extremely over-protective of me. If you didn’t know about this, then now you know :P

Last week, I went and watch a movie in a shopping mall with my best friend Lil. (If you didn’t know she is my best friend, well now you know :P)

So okay, I lied to my parents.

I told them Lil’s parents would fetch us there and be there with us the whole time but that’s not the case. Her parents fetched us there alright, but they left, and only returned 4 hours later to fetch us home.

I was desperate to be free okay? So I don’t want your judgment! If I hear a word of it, I will be mad at you! Grrr :(

Anyway, try to take a look at the seating charts. The movie is Tooth Fairy btw. Last I heard, it was a comedy and NOT romance.

It’s like we’re both trapped and unable to escape.

Couple 1 are Malays so they are quite tame at displaying their affections.

Couple 2 wont stop feeding each other. Plus, somehow they managed to find the most inappropriate time to kiss, e.g. when Dwayne Johnson got flush down the toilet and when he was chased by a giant cat.

Couple 3 talks in the phone and giggles loudly while ignoring my sharper-than-dagger stares boring into their backs. Girl can’t seem to keep her butt on her seat — she gave her seat to her purse. Guy has a gay hairstyle — too much hair gel, reminds me of overgrown weeds.

Perhaps we both disapprove their behaviors because we don’t have a boyfriend. But who cares about that unimportant fact.

When we left I told Lil that, ”Next time we’re only watching action or horror.”

~ Anonymously Secret